Monday, August 27, 2012

And Haiku to You, Too


This weekend, after a harmless conversation about Oprah Winfrey and Lean Cuisine, I got to thinking about haikus.  (If you were a part of the conversation, you’d totally understand.) 

The thing I love about haikus is their ability to convey a fully-formed and (mostly) coherent thought in the smallest amount of space.  For those who don’t know, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form consisting of 17 syllables broken up into a pattern of 5-7-5.  I’ve often found that haikus are like hand grenades: deceptively small until you pull the pin and watch the explosion that follows.  You’ll rarely find a poem shorter than a haiku, but when you actually read it, it will leave you wondering at how something so tiny could say so much and fill your brain with so much awesome.

For writers who find themselves a bit too wordy, writing a haiku is an excellent way to practice the art of brevity.  Sometimes it’s hard to stay concise and only say what is absolutely necessary in order to make your point.  With a haiku, it’s nearly impossible to add unnecessary fluff.  As an added bonus, writing haikus may just stir some story ideas in the process.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

4 Things Fanfiction Has Taught Me about Writing


While the idea of sticking to a set schedule of writing is incredibly important and admirable, it is not always so easy to follow through with said plans (case in point: the date of this post).  I cannot tell you how many times this week I have started writing a new post only to get a severe case of writer’s block. 

I’m also, sadly, a person who can get pretty easily distracted by other things—the Internet in general, cleaning out my closet, exercising, shiny things, Pez, the state of the world as we know it, why Pluto isn’t a planet anymore, etc.  Fortunately, one of the things which provides a major distraction for me is reading fanfiction (i.e. crack for fandom shippers and people who refuse to accept the fact that both Tonks and Lupin had to die at the end of the 7th Harry Potter book, and don’t even get me started about Fred).  Ahem.

I say fortunately because, despite my infinite regret while reading it that I should probably be reading more “legitimate” fiction in my spare time, I have found that there are many things a writer can learn from reading fanfiction. 

Thus, I have created a list of four things which I have learned through reading fanfiction which have served me well in my own writing habits.  Plus, this gives me a reason to justify my reading fanfiction in the first place.
                                                                                                                     
1.      The Importance (and Rarity) of Proper Grammar Usage

I am not talking about stories which have one or two spelling or grammar mistakes. Those few mistakes are understandable, and no one is immune to the occasional slip-up, myself included.

No, I am referring to the (quite astonishingly) large amount of stories I have read in which the laws of grammar seem to have somehow hitchhiked cross-country never to be seen again.  Perhaps they are floating around in space somewhere looking for a spaceship to pick them up before they suffocate. 

Much of my amazement has to do with the fact that, in an age where we have some of the most advanced technology at our fingertips, it seems too difficult for some people to use a simple spell-checker.  Come on, people.  See those little red squiggly lines underneath some of your words?  Ignoring them will not be beneficial to anyone.  Least of all, the reader.

What I find most sad about improper grammar usage is that a story could have loads of potential, but readers are not going to want to give a story a chance if they see mistakes in every other line.  It distracts from the story and takes a person out of the scene. 

The good thing about fanfiction writing is that, even if you are not the best proofreader, there are always beta readers available to help edit your stories and offer feedback.  Asking for help is never a bad thing, and it will help you to become a better writer and editor in the long run.